Why? Why do you pee on people?

SHANE MCCUTCHEON
Ugh, I’m in the shithouse. ALICE PIESZECKI
Why? SHANE MCCUTCHEON
Carmen had a dream that I gave Cherie Jaffe a fucking tattoo. ALICE PIESZECKI
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I’ve had that happen. I had a girl who dreamt that I fucked David Schwimmer. ALICE PIESZECKI
[Shane stares at her] Well, Friends was on a lot.

best Shane hair in the first 4 seasons // bar none

The Ocean Walker

RITA:

Is that a magic trick? I love magic!
GOB:

I don't appreciate the dry, British humor.

The L Word // Season 3 // Episode 8 // LateComer

“I don’t wanna lose your family! Okay? I don’t want them to hate me. I think it would be really fucked if they sat there and blamed me for this, which I’m so sure they already have.”

“I don’t wanna lose your family! Okay? I don’t want them to hate me. I think it would be really fucked if they sat there and blamed me for this, which I’m so sure they already have.”

rebelrockerqueen:

Shane: In any event, I think kids are such a beautiful gift because, well I don’t know, I mean, I look at that little one and I see the love that you two have for her, and the love that you actually have for each other despite the things that you’re going through. I don’t know, it seems that… seems that love just doesn’t last the way that you hope it will, but if you get through that pain, it can last in ways that are more precious. Maybe… Possibly…

Alice: Well… I’m Alice, it’s nice to meet you.

TLW 3x12 - Left Hand of the Goddess

my “Obama’s in Austin & I didn’t shave?!” face (Taken with Instagram)

You’re looking very Shane today.